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To
our visitors: read the instructions below, but please don't take them
too seriously... ;-)
1. De e ittnå te ampes
för! (There is no cause for alarm!) The
Jamtlandic Liberation Movement is a very peaceful one.
2. All rumours of riots, confusion
or violence in the Republics are false.
3. The Republics will guarantee
your safety, provided you follow these simple instructions and recommendations:
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Waving your arms, making
faces and speaking with a shrill voice may cause nervousness around
you, which in turn could detonate mines remaining from the early
1960s. There is, however, no cause for alarm!
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In the case of an easterly wind, a disgusting smell from Sundsvall
may settle over our lovely land. This does not necessarily mean that
a leakage of mustard gas is in progress. Do not worry! The situation
is under control!
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If
you plan to go by car across the Frösön bridge during
daytime, you are strongly advised to turn off your engine and
push the vehicle across by manual force. Do not, however, remove
your seat belt! Otherwise, high-frequency extrabacules in the
internal drainage blocks may cause detonations. There
is, however, no cause for alarm!
- Should
you, dear guest, feel a flu coming on or a bit under par due
to yesterday’s festivities, you may cause anxiety and confusion.
This can easily be avoided by wrapping yourself in tinfoil.
- Finally,
be polite even if you don’t understand the Jamtlandic language.
- Remember: there is
no cause for alarm!
Welcome!
Jan
"Moltas" Eriksson, President 1983 - 1988
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